Finally, A Little Sexual Marketing Humor!

Want to know how to use direct-response in your personal

life, for your next romantic "Hook-Up"?



I saw this posted somewhere on a marketing board a long time

ago and I thought it'd give you a good laugh going into

your weekend.



You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and

say, "I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Direct Marketing.



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome

guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at

you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."



That's Advertising.



You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get

his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi,

I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and

straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a

drink. You say "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,

brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then

say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to

you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."



That's Brand Name Recognition.



You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into

going home with your friend.



That's a Sales Rep.



Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.



That's Tech Support.



You're on your way to a party when you realize that there

could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.

So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the

center and shout out at the top of your lungs, "I'm

fantastic in bed!"



That's SPAM!



Now go sell something,



Craig Garber

http://www.KingOfCopy.com



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About The Author:



Craig Garber is America's Top Direct-Response Copywriter. Uncover hundreds of FREE direct-response copywriting and marketing tips that dramatically boost your sales and lift the response of your marketing, on his website: http://www.kingofcopy.com